I avoid Talk Like A Pirate Day like I avoid bars, crack houses, and Sally Fields acceptance speeches. I've found most of these things cause severe damage to one's life. It is amazing what happens to one's emotional well being, creativity, and rational thought. Case in point:
Yes, it's Wil Wheaton. As you can see, he's succumbed to the vile disease that is Talk Like A Pirate Day. I fear it may be too late for him. But if we work together, maybe someday, someone just like Wil can be saved. But, until that day, let us keep Wil in our hearts, and pray for a miracle.
Yes, it's Wil Wheaton. As you can see, he's succumbed to the vile disease that is Talk Like A Pirate Day. I fear it may be too late for him. But if we work together, maybe someday, someone just like Wil can be saved. But, until that day, let us keep Wil in our hearts, and pray for a miracle.
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