I didn't know I was married to Madonna. Oh, wait, not me*, Guy Ritchie. My bad.
CNN
(CNN) -- Pop star Madonna and her film director husband Guy Ritchie are to divorce, according to British media reports.
Still, this is devastating news. I just don't know how I will face the day. Seriously. Now that they are getting divorced, I just don't think life is worth living.
Okay, okay. I'll stop with the snark.
Sigh. Back to the corner where all bad Rooks belong.
* Yes, my first name is Guy. My mother got it out of the Book of Saints.
Okay, okay. I'll stop with the snark.
Sigh. Back to the corner where all bad Rooks belong.
* Yes, my first name is Guy. My mother got it out of the Book of Saints.
Leave a comment