Calling All Photoshoppers

Even for right-wing wackos, this is amazingly stupid on so many levels that you just have to wonder at their ability to cram so much idiocy into one package; it's like a piñata of asshattery.

I know I don't get a lot of traffic most days, and I'm pretty sure very few of them are photoshop experts, but piñata of asshattery is just begging for a photoshop session. I'd do it myself, but I suck at photoshopping.