Romney came out with his tax plan!
Recently in Evening Chuckle Category
Now, do I really need to say that I stole it from Alternate Brain, seeing as they stole it from someone else?
I know that I don't talk to you that much, but this year you have taken away:
my favorite screenwriter Nora Ephron
my favorite visionary Steve Jobs,
my favorite author Ray Bradbury
my favorite childrens' author Maurice Sendak,
my favorite American Bandstand guy Dick Clark
my favorite hairdresser Vidal Sassoon,
my favorite musician Earl Scruggs,
my favorite Monkee Davy Jones,
my favorite 60 Minutes guy Mike Wallace,
and my favorite singer Whitney Houston.
I just wanted to let you know that my favorite radio announcer is Rush Limbaugh
By way of "They Gave Us a Republic......"
How to cut a turkey the Republican way: give 1% of your guests 99% of the meat.
Celebrate Thanksgiving the American way: spend money you don't have on Chinese products.
Here's a Thanksgiving diet tip: this year, don't eat like such a fucking pig.
Rick Perry says as President he would pardon a turkey on Thanksgiving and execute an innocent man instead.
BREAKING: US to Deploy Walmart Shoppers in Afghanistan.
The NBA deal is an inspiring story of millionaires finding common ground with billionaires.
BREAKING: FDA Declares Rick Perry a Vegetable.
As Egyptians risk their lives for new government, Americans bravely do the same for new flat screens.
My immigration proposal: we let illegal immigrants stay here but Mexico has to take our presidential candidates.
Besides pepper-spraying protesters and not arresting football coaches, what exactly do campus police do?
China may lead us in math and science, but we are way ahead of them in shitty vampire movies.
Stolen, by-the-way, from Balloon Juice.
Actually, I think it's because with every purchase you get a free box of Crayolas for added coloring fun.SNAP!
That one is going to leave a mark.
Ouch! That had to leave a mark. If nothing else, Rush's nose has got to be bleeding, because that was one hell of a right cross.
Oh, remind me to never, ever cross Todd Lassa.