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My Morning Chuckle, Part ?X?

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Seriously, I should be doing my morning routine: write in my journal, read my morning meditation books, read my horoscopes, and have my usual one on one discussion with God, telling him how he is screwing things up here on Earth. He never listens, of course. What do you expect? He is God, after all.

Anyway, instead of doing my usual morning routine, I made all my chess moves over on GameKnot, then started reading my feeds. On the top of my feed list is Balloon Juice, which is always good for a good rage or a good laugh. This morning it was a good laugh.


Too Funny!

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Okay, just so you know: NSFW.

Seriously, you need to go read the open letter posted by Bryan at "Why Now?" from The Easter Bunny. It is very informative.

Stolen With Audacity

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By way of "They Gave Us a Republic......"

How to cut a turkey the Republican way: give 1% of your guests 99% of the meat.

Celebrate Thanksgiving the American way: spend money you don't have on Chinese products.

Here's a Thanksgiving diet tip: this year, don't eat like such a fucking pig.

Rick Perry says as President he would pardon a turkey on Thanksgiving and execute an innocent man instead.

BREAKING: US to Deploy Walmart Shoppers in Afghanistan.

The NBA deal is an inspiring story of millionaires finding common ground with billionaires.

BREAKING: FDA Declares Rick Perry a Vegetable.

As Egyptians risk their lives for new government, Americans bravely do the same for new flat screens.

My immigration proposal: we let illegal immigrants stay here but Mexico has to take our presidential candidates.

Besides pepper-spraying protesters and not arresting football coaches, what exactly do campus police do?

China may lead us in math and science, but we are way ahead of them in shitty vampire movies.

As God Is My Witness

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Well, you know the rest:

Have a safe and wonderful Thanksgiving. And keep an eye on the sky.

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Two minutes and fifteen seconds I will never get back. Thanks Mr. Levenson.

And no, I am not going to imbed it and make you suffer the horror I suffered this morning. Go to Balloon Juice and suffer there.

Not Safe For Work!

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Or for those of you with virgin ears

Hat Tip: Blue Girl over at They gave us a republic.

Sharp Dressed Fascists.

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Hat Tip to skippy for this very damn funny, and probably completely inappropriate youtube:

The Dog Deserved It!

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I have to admit, Stephen Colbert has a great New Wisconsin accent.

Thanks to C&L for the heads up.

Matches My Sentiments

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Posted without comment except for a hat tip to Ellroon over at "Rants From The Rookery."


Flash Back Tuesday

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No, it is not going to be a regular feature; that would be too damn much work. But still, remember "Badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom (SNAKE!)"

Ah, the good old days of blogging.

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