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In case anyone might not have figured it out by now, The GirlFriend™ is quite the brat. She has, for the last few minutes, been laughing about the following plaque for sale in a catalog.

Five Tips For A Woman

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important too find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

She's The GirlFriend™, gots to love her. And when I find out who the other three are, I am going to kill them.

Yup, that she is. This morning she had the temerity of telling me I look like Frank Zappa. I'm not quite sure how to take that. For the moment, I'll consider it a compliment.